Wid ye credit it? Yon crabbit bastard Barbudo is back on his ain turf, the wee scunner! Efter he pissed aff a couple o' days back it turned intae a right bourach aroun' here, fouk actin' like eejits left, right an' centre. An Barbs did tak' a bit o' laldie fer a wee whiley as a result, but efter a' his greetin' an actin' more o' a wee besom than a real man he's finally back in the fold. An' aboot fuckin' time!
Welcome hame, ye cunt!