Friday, April 28, 2006

Long Live The Cunt!

Wid ye credit it? Yon crabbit bastard Barbudo is back on his ain turf, the wee scunner! Efter he pissed aff a couple o' days back it turned intae a right bourach aroun' here, fouk actin' like eejits left, right an' centre. An Barbs did tak' a bit o' laldie fer a wee whiley as a result, but efter a' his greetin' an actin' more o' a wee besom than a real man he's finally back in the fold. An' aboot fuckin' time!

Welcome hame, ye cunt!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

In the Words of the Real El B

Fuck Off!

Ye wee shower o' shites, ye! An' whichever wan o' yiz iz preten'in' tae be me, ye scunner - awa' an' bile yer heid!